PENGUINS ARE TAKING OVER!

OMG THE REIGN OF THE PENGUINS IS FAST APPROACHING!!
Linux begun this all thousands of years ago, when a large explosion occured which went on to produce Microsoft. Yes, constructed from measly bits of dust and rock, Microsoft was formed. Ofcouse, that was work of the Meerkats, whom stole the glue from Larry Ewing. Larry got pretty pissed off, because HE wanted to dominate the world, but the Meerkats and Microsoft were just too quick. So straight away, Larry got down to work, spending thousands of hours sleeping, eating, and designing Tux, the Linux penguin. After he was done, he spread the word of the fantastic Linux! Yet not even he was quite sure what it did. But this didn't matter, for he had a penguin, and penguins are pretty darn hxc.
So, Tux went up to the Meerkats and punched them out, Gangsta-Style, and then went on to Microsoft. Bill Gates, one of the Meerkat's offspring, told Tux that Microsoft looked big, but really was nothing. Tux didn't believe it, but when Bill's shirt started coming off, he decieded it wasn't worth the doubt. Bill informed him that Google was really what Tux should be taking over, for Google was far ahead with the domination of the world, and all that. So, Tux used ESP to let Larry know the situation, and then ate Bill. Larry further reported the Google situation to Joseph Hall- who was some random guy who knew how to do stuff- which was thought to help.
The next day, Google was spammed with THOUSANDs of threatening images, as follows..



People everwhere were scared for their lives, and knew that soon, the Penguins would attack. From Wallace and Grommit, to your Local Zoo, the penguin race was multiplying, and evolving...











And now it's reached Christmas time, when the Penguins begin to swarm in the disguise of novelty toys onto your store shelves... Yes folks... It has begun...

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